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Water Value

Learning the value of every drop

Water Value thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Only once you have carried your own water will you learn the value of every drop

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The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

It doesn't take a very big person to carry a grudge. - Unknown

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory. - Unknown

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

To accept ourselves as we are means to value our imperfections as much as our perfections. - Unknown

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

What is harder than rock, or softer than water? Yet soft water hollows out hard rock. Persevere. - Ovid

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

We always carry out by committee anything in which any of us alone would be too reasonable to persist. - Frank Moore Colby

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? - David Sarnoff

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go. - Jack Benny

Cacao has great nutritional value, a lot of protein, which strengthens a person, and without sugar it is not fattening. - Samael Aun Weor

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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