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Vegetarian Viking

Go Norse, young man

Vegetarian Viking thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Norse mythology is the body of mythology of the North Germanic people stemming from Norse paganism and continuing after the Christianization of Scandinavia and into the Scandinavian folklore of the modern period.

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. It's called "My Fault Insurance." - Henny Youngman

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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