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Pope Saint Leo IV (790 – 17 July 855) was Pope from 10 April 847 to his death in 855. He is remembered for repairing Roman churches that had been damaged during Arab raids on Rome, and for organizing a league of Italian cities who fought the sea Battle of Ostia against the Saracens.
Pope Francis, answering a journalist's question about Donald Trump (Feb 2016), replied, "A person who thinks only of building walls anywhere - rather than building bridges - is not a Christian." He referred to Donald Trump's endorsement of the scheme to build a wall on the southern border of the U.S. with an eye to halting the arrival of undocumented workers from Mexico.

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Look at that face! - Donald Trump

We need a great president. - Donald Trump

My land is above the levees. - Donald Trump

The entire series I was angry. - Donald Trump

... in a period of not too many years. - Donald Trump

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

I've got the hottest brand in the world. - Donald Trump

The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump

Heidi Klum. Sadly, she's no longer a 10. - Donald Trump

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make. - Donald Trump

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

Let's see how Buchanan does and then maybe we'll step in. - Donald Trump

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I have great respect for the Pope. I like the Pope. I actually like him. - Donald Trump

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

I have had lobbyists, and I have had some very good ones. They could do anything. - Donald Trump

If people can just pour into the country illegally, you don't have a country. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump

... raise substantial doubt about the company's ability to continue as a going concern. - Donald Trump

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Obamacare is, number one and maybe least importantly, it's costing the country a fortune. - Donald Trump

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body. - Donald Trump

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

I'm the No. 1 developer in New York, I'm the biggest in Atlantic City, and maybe we'll keep it that way. - Donald Trump

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

These are stupid people that say, "Oh didn't Trump declare bankruptcy? Didn't he go bankrupt?" I didn't go bankrupt. - Donald Trump

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

They submitted bills, and we paid them. Then we checked the engineering reports and found out that we had paid them far more than we owed them. - Donald Trump

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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