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Valentine Reach

Evan reaches out with a Valentine sucker punch

Valentine Reach thanks to Lowana Heraldo

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Valentine's Day is the poet's holiday. - Ted Kooser

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I claim there ain't another Saint as great as Valentine. - Ogden Nash

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Valentine's Day is like Armistice Day - you declare a truce. - Milton Berle

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash. - Milton Berle

Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine. - Christopher Plummer

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express. - Milton Berle

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

To the romantic soul, the rituals of Valentine's Day echo every day of the year. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The only thing that can break a piece of Valentine candy is another piece of Valentine candy. - Milton Berle

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The thing about Valentine's day is that people discover who are single and who to feel jealous of. - Faye Morgan

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami

This Valentine's Day rent a poem for your loved. They come in three sizes - small, medium, and romantic. Free refills available to Premium Members. - Jarod Kintz

What keeps me going is not winning, but the quest for reaching potential in myself as a coach and my kids as divers. It's the pursuit of excellence. - Ron O'Brien

Be getting your customers to agree with you in small steps along the way, you have a better chance of reaching agreement when it's time to do business. - Harvey Mackay

My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, "Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul." That's just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. - Milton Berle

Every great dream begins with a dreamer. Always remember, you have within you the strength, the patience, and the passion to reach for the stars to change the world. - Harriet Tubman

Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead. - Louisa May Alcott

Fantasy, if it's really convincing, can't become dated, for the simple reason that it represents a flight into a dimension that lies beyond the reach of time. - Walt Disney

We confidently say that it's not worth trying to reach any conclusions merely because we decide to stop halfway along the path that would lead us straight to them. - José Saramago

Only a man who knows what it is like to be defeated can reach down to the bottom of his soul and come up with the extra ounce of power it takes to win when the match is even. - Muhammad Ali

The great blessings of mankind are within us and within our reach; but we shut our eyes, and like people in the dark, we fall foul upon the very thing we search for, without finding it. - Seneca

Hollywood wanted to change my birthdate. I was born after Valentine's Day, so they wanted to change it to February 14. A Latin lover should be born on Valentine's Day. I said no. - Cesar Romero

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. - Unknown

Always strive to aim for the highest peak of the goals in life you have set. This way, if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal, landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up. - Victoria Addino

Science is global. Einstein's equation, E=mc2, has to reach everywhere. Science is a beautiful gift to humanity, we should not distort it. Science does not differentiate between multiple races. - A.P.J. Abdul Kalam


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