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Ups And Downs Of Life

What happens if you don't go through trials and tribulations

Ups And Downs Of Life thanks to Howard Chapman

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Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown

Come live in my heart and pay no rent. - Samuel Lover

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. - Robert Byrne

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The most important trip you may take in life is meeting people halfway. - Henry Boye

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The best and most beautiful things in life cannot be seen, not touched, but are felt in the heart. - Helen Keller

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy - in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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