#1 humor site on the 'net

UFO Caught On Tape

Finally - proof of aliens on earth

UFO Caught On Tape thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact. - Elon Musk

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A statement once let loose cannot be caught by four horses. - Japanese proverb

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I'd have thrashed him to within an inch of his life, but I didn't have a tape measure. - Groucho Marx

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. - Helen Keller

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive. - Boris Johnson

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy


Bacon Balls

Fast Closure

Ukrainian Feast

1934 Modern Home

Fliptus

Copper Tubing Specialist

Bach Off Van

Boss Resume

Canadian Gun Shop

Hogwart's Other Bridge

Excalibutter

As The World Turns

Bird Condo

Legal Assistance For All

Chinese Law School

Do Not Stack

Stairway Chute

Walkway Not

Pirate Vacation

How Not To Prop Start Your Plane

Redneck Spaghetti

Wild Game Nutrition Guide

Alaska Gas

Definition Of A Good Friend