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Time for Change

Daylight Savings in America

Time for Change thanks to Jim Serritella

Don't forget to change things on Sunday and Tuesday

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted. - John Lennon

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

I don't need time. What I need is a deadline. - Duke Ellington

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. - Leo Tolstoy

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

Each time we don't say what we want to say, we're dying. - Yoko Ono

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted. - Unknown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. - Carol Burnett

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

You may not be able to change a situation, but with humor you can change your attitude about it. - Allen Klein

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou

Beauty is unbearable, drives us to despair, offering us for a minute the glimpse of an eternity that we should like to stretch out over the whole of time. - Albert Camus

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. - Steven Wright

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

That's the most difficult issue for me - to find a subject that holds my interest long enough that I'm prepared to go to work and spend the time and energy to shoot the subject. - Leonard Nimoy

Every time you do a good deed, you shine the light a little farther into the dark. And the thing is, when you're gone, that light is going to keep shining on, pushing the shadows back. - Charles de Lint


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