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Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

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life, for eternal us, is now - e e cummings

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

If I had my life to live over again, I’d be a plumber. - Albert Einstein

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

The only way to enjoy anything in this life is to earn it first. - Ginger Rogers

The best part of our lives we pass in counting on what is to come. - William Hazlitt

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

If life gives you a bowl of lemons, go find an annoying guy with paper cuts. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Many people with dyslexia truly suffer, and their lives are worse off for having had that disability. - Malcolm Gladwell

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world. - George Washington Carver

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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