#1 humor site on the 'net

Throw Your Life Away

Can't believe that someone would just throw their life away like this

Throw Your Life Away thanks to Agnes Hertzel

QuotaBills
I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit. - Henry Adams

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives. - Annie Dillard

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about. - Oscar Wilde

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

We live very close together. So, our prime purpose in this life is to help others. - Dalai Lama

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Maya Angelou

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Every day of our lives we are on the verge of making those changes that would make all the difference. - Mignon McLaughlin

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


Open For Business

This Rocks

Lifting Heavy Objects

Tomato Treat

Wrong Planet

Evaluating Something

Student Driver

Cat Milk

Guitar Pool

Facebook Africa

UniCorn

Less Is More

Taking The Bait

Puppy Circle

Prehistoric Flash Drive

Hair Weavers

Chemical Solutions

Stealth Snake

Coffee Morning

WrenchWare

Pushing The Envelope

Social Media Explained

Pumping Services

Turn Into Lanes