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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

A deaf husband and a blind wife make the best couple. - French Proverb

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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