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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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The Advantage of being Colour Blind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Each day has a color, a smell. - Chitra B. Divakaruni

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time. - John Wooden

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

One should really use the camera as though tomorrow you'd be stricken blind. - Dorothea Lange

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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