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The Advantage of being Colour Blind

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Being Colour Blind is not a handicap

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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

It's a beautiful beege color. - Archie Bunker

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I look at this life as a puzzle without all the pieces in the box. - Jonathan A. Burkett

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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