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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Dreams have only one owner at a time. That's why dreamers are lonely. - Erma Bombeck

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

A skillful man reads his dreams for self-knowledge, yet not the details but the quality. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Perseverance: outlasting the most rash, pessimistic, cowardly naysayers; those first in line to deny us the dreams never tried. Ourselves. - R.S. Guthrie

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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