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Sit Shack

Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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