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Sit Shack

Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

If you're not failing now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. - Woody Allen

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine


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