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Sit Shack

Furniture showroom with eye-catching chairs

Sit Shack thanks to Lyle Phillips

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Reclimbing chair - Archie Bunker

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. - Steven Wright

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. - Unknown

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth. - Blaise Pascal

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. - Woody Allen

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller


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