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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The secret of contentment is knowing how to enjoy what you have, and to be able to lose all desire for things beyond your reach. - Lin Yutang

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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