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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

Believe in your #Selfie - Unknown

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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