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Reach perfection. - Baltasar Gracián

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

If you could take a selfie of your soul would you find it attractive enough to post? - Unknown

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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