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Resting Bird

Big Bird sculpture in the park

Resting Bird thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso


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