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Redneck Pencil Sharpener

How Bubba sharpens his pencils

Redneck Pencil Sharpener thanks to Keith Blake

Before the days of electric pencil sharpeners

Even before the Hammacher Schlemmer Company of New York offered the world's first electric pencil sharpener in the early 1940s, manually-operated chainsaw pencil sharpeners were used by Rednecks.

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If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

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It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

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When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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