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Redneck Hitch Attachment

Bubba remembers the essentials on camping trips

Redneck Hitch Attachment thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

All our miseries are nothing but attachment. - Osho

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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