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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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