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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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