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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The best revenge is to be unlike him who performed the injury. - Marcus Aurelius

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

When a deep injury is done us, we never recover until we forgive. - Alan Paton

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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