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The color of truth is gray. - Andre Gide

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Facts are the enemy of truth. - Don Quixote

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

When values are clear, decision-making is easy. - Roy Disney

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad. - Aldous Huxley

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

There is no greatness where there is no simplicity, goodness and truth. - Leo Tolstoy

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

Comedy has to be based on truth. You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end. - Sid Caesar

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to. - George Saunders

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

The truth is that I feel totally helpless, or totally inconsolable, to be more honest. I’m not trying to hide it, but it’s something you’re not to worry about. - Jostein Gaarder

I believe very strongly that in this world you have to have values and you have to stand up for your interests and if you don't do those things you're not going to get anywhere. - Stephen Harper

There are all sorts of things embodied in the Lego brick - geometry and mathematics and truth and proportion and shape and colour. It is a faintly spiritual activity that everybody connects with. - James May


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