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Word definitions for a happy Pittsburghonian

Pittsburghese thanks to Jim Currey

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By words the mind is winged. - Aristophanes

Only the suppressed word is dangerous. - Ludwig Börne

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only. - James 1:22

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Wouldn't let 'em get in a word wedgewise. - Archie Bunker

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. - Pythagorus

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary. - William Faulkner

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

A helping word to one in trouble is often like a switch in a railroad track ... an inch between a wreck and smooth, rolling prosperity. - Henry Ward Beecher

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

In the revolt against idealism, the ambiguities of the word experience have been perceived, with the result that realists have more and more avoided the word. - Bertrand Russell

Occasionally in life there are moments which cannot be completely explained by words. Their meaning can only be articulated by the inaudible language of the heart. - Martin Luther King Jr.

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall


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