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Words do not make flour. - Italian Proverb

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Words without actions are the assassins of idealism. - Herbert Hoover

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know. - Andre Gide

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

Poor Faulkner, Does he really think big emotions come from big words? - Ernest Hemingway

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - Adlai E. Stevenson

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. - Stephen King

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

When you pray, rather let your heart be without words than your words without heart. - John Bunyan

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events not of words. Trust movement. - Alfred Adler

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

When I go from hence, let this be my parting word, that what I have seen is unsurpassable. - Rabindranath Tagore

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking and writing. - Isaac B Singer

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

A wise man knows when to stay silent. However, a wiser man of faith knows that sometimes words can win the battle when all odds stand against you. - Shannon L. Alder

The union of the Word and the Mind produces that mystery which is called Life... Learn deeply of the Mind and its mystery, for therein lies the secret of immortality. - Joseph Addison

Yet each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard, some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. The coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword! - Oscar Wilde


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