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Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I love the poorly educated. - Donald Trump

In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

The best proof of love is trust. - Dr Joyce Brothers

I love treason but hate a traitor. - Julius Caesar

Where there is love there is life. - Gandhi

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Ah me! love can not be cured by herbs. - Ovid

In the race for love, I was scratched. - Joan Davis

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

We accept the love we think we deserve. - Stephen Chbosky

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect. - Ted Turner

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Whatever you do, stamp out abuses, and love those who love you. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

We love those who know the worst of us and don't turn their faces away. - Walker Percy

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The highest function of love is that it makes the loved one a unique and irreplaceable being. - Tom Robbins

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Whoever loves much, performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well. - Vincent Van Gogh

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination. - Alessandra Ambrosio

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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