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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is the only gold. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Love is a thing as any spirit free. - Geoffrey Chaucer

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults. - Benjamin Franklin

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

Every man is capable of performing something unique; that which he alone can perfect. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. - John Waters

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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