#1 humor site on the 'net

Penmanship

Calligraphy skill in Math class

Penmanship thanks to Julie Koreski

With excellent penmanship you could become a substitute teacher too

QuotaBills
We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Writing is a struggle against silence. - Carlos Fuentes

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

If I had more time, I would write a shorter letter. - Blaise Pascal

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Sir Francis Bacon

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. - Samuel Goldwyn

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I have CDO. It's like OCD but all the letters are in alphabetical order as they should be. - Unknown

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I got all the schooling any actress needs. That is, I learned to write well enough to sign contracts. - Hermione Gingold

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


Hard Working Cop

Cattle Herding in Africa

Dutch Cowboy

How Bachelors Kill Moths

Tonsil Ring

Portrait Gallery

Piano Dog

The Art Of Politics

Martini Shirt

American Mustache

Wedding Room Dress

Redneck TP

Big Bird Feeder

City Work Crew's Slow Day

Cow Trampoline

Suspicious Blood Donor

Friends In High Places

Hair Cut Toupee

Finger Physio

Texas Steak

Triathlete with a Drinking Problem

Awning Truck Advertising

Racial Profiling Starts Early

Your Move