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Peddle Sewing Machine Sink

Making history in bathroom design

Peddle Sewing Machine Sink thanks to Barry McCartney

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V

I had to sink my yacht to make the guests go home. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Writing is like sewing together what I call these 'buttons,' these bits and pieces. - Sandra Cisneros

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

A good use for me is to let me go away with my sewing machine and come back with some really new stuff. - Betsey Johnson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more. - Margaret Atwood

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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