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Once You're Awake

When it's especially hard to go back to sleep

Once You're Awake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Advertisers are the merchants of dreams. - Unknown

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul Valery

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

A man is not old until his regrets take the place of dreams. - Yiddish proverb

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

You don't know where you are or where your dreams end and the world begins. - Rachel Klein

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

It is not hard to compose, but what is fabulously hard is to leave the superfluous notes under the table. - Johannes Brahms

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields


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