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What worries you masters you. - Haddon W. Robinson

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. - Unknown

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about. - Christopher Walken

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

The world worries about disability more than disabled people do. - Warwick Davis

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. - Unknown

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

The dead won't bother you. It's the living you've got to worry about. - John Wayne Gacy

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I worry about scientists discovering someday that lettuce has been fattening all along. - Erma Bombeck

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

Concentrate on what you're doing - then you won't have time to tense up and worry. - Unknown

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever. - Thomas Aquinas

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease worrying about things which are beyond the power of our will. - Epictetus

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

If only the people who worry about their liabilities would think about the riches they do possess, they would stop worrying. - Dale Carnegie

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Worrying is the most natural and spontaneous of all human functions. It is time to acknowledge this, perhaps even to learn to do it better. - Lewis Thomas

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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