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Never Enough

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Never Enough thanks to Wayne Nowazek

It doesn't matter how many resources you have, if you don't know how to use them, they will never be enough
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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Integrity is the one thing a leader cannot do without. - John C Maxwell

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

How many inner resources one needs to tolerate a life of leisure without fatigue. - Natalie Clifford Barney

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

When we panic, we instinctively turn to our own internal resources because we doubt Him. - Charles R. Swindoll

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

A leader takes people where they want to go. A great leader takes people where they don't necessarily want to go, but ought to be. - Rosalyn Carter

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell


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