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Nature Photographry

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Nature Photographry thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Being a nature photographer is the best job in the world

Madagascar is world-famous for its lemurs - primates that look something like a cat crossed with a squirrel and a dog. These animals are unique to the island and display a range of interesting behaviors from sashaying across the sand like a ballet dancer (sifaka) to singing like a whale (indri).

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The poetry of earth is never dead. - John Keats

Nature and wisdom never are at strife. - Plutarch

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

It is a human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. - Anatole France

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

Nature is what you may do. There is much you may not do. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The deepest principle in human nature is the craving to be appreciated. - William James

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace

Each patient ought to feel somewhat the better after the physician's visit, irrespective of the nature of the illness. - Warfield Theobald Longcope

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

To conquer oneself is the best and noblest victory; to be vanquished by one's own nature is the worst and most ignoble defeat. - Plato

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison


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