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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws. - Charles N. Reilly

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them. - Steven Wright

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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