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Bedspread cycling burns off calories in bed

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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. - Phyllis Diller

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

You have to get up early if you want to get out of bed. - Groucho Marx

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert Hutchins

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Each class preaches the importance of those virtues it need not exercise. The rich harp on the value of thrift, the idle grow eloquent over the dignity of labor. - Oscar Wilde

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix


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