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Monkey Morning

Could someone please shut off that light!

Monkey Morning thanks to Jim Serritella

Tired celebrities in the primate world

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I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Early in the morning when the crows cock. - Archie Bunker

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

I've never seen a monument erected to a pessimist. - Paul Harvey

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. - Sam Kinison

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

A pessimist is someone who makes difficulties of his opportunities. - Unknown

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. - Winston Churchill

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. - Lou Duva

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

I have a feeling there's a correlation between getting up in the morning and getting up in the world. - Milton Berle

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Every morning brings new potential, but if you dwell on the misfortunes of the day before, you tend to overlook tremendous opportunities. - Harvey Mackay

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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