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'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us. - Helen Keller


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