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Money Drop

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Money Drop thanks to joe-kster

'If we’re closed please shove your money under the door.'

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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