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Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The mistakes are all waiting to be made. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

Never mistake activity for achievement. - John Wooden

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Experience teaches slowly, and at the cost of mistakes. - James A. Froude

It is a capital mistake to theorise before one has data. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake. - Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it. - Orlando A. Battista

If you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. - Vince Lombardi

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it. - Unknown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

One thing is certain in business: You and everyone around you will make mistakes. - Richard Branson

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to continually be afraid you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little. - Edmund Burke

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made in a very narrow field. - Niels Bohr

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People tend to mistake Groundhog Day. It's not important. It's just important fun. - Mike Johnston

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Liberalism is resurgent. One reason is that more and more people are so painfully aware of the alternative. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better. - Jane Cahill Pfeiffer

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker


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