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Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well. - Amos Bronson Alcott

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

When instead of reacting against a situation, you merge with it, the solution arises out of the situation itself. - Eckhart Tolle

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Every person is the creation of himself, the image of his own thinking and believing. As individuals think and believe, so they are. - Claude M. Bristol

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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