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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The reverse side also has a reverse side. - Japanese Proverb

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it. - George Santayana

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody. - Richard M Nixon

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

A physician is obligated to consider more than a diseased organ, more even than the whole man — he must view the man in his world. - Harvey Cushing

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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