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Mirror Image

Who's that guy on the other side?

Mirror Image thanks to Barry McCartney

Statue baby confronts real baby

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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. - Isaac Newton

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Natural beauty takes at least two hours in front of a mirror. - Pamela Anderson

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

For me, there's a kind of absolute power to saying the opposite of what you feel. - Sarah Silverman

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

The cleverly expressed opposite of any generally accepted idea is worth a fortune to somebody. - F Scott Fitzgerald

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. - Bertrand Russell

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The layman's constitutional view is that what he likes is constitutional and that which he doesn't like is unconstitutional. - Hugo L Black


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