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Mexico Is A Huge Country

Most commonly spoken language in the U.S. other than English

Mexico Is A Huge Country thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Spanish Imposition - Archie Bunker

The world map looks smaller than ever before. - Max Azria

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Maybe I'm a serial regional writer. First here, then there, across the map. - Richard Ford

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. - Oscar Wilde

For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

If all the ways I have been along were marked on a map and joined up with a line, it might represent a minotaur. - Pablo Picasso

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

If one looks at the map of the world, it's difficult to find Iraq, and one would think it rather easy to subdue such a small country. - Vladimir Putin


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