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It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Making suppository remarks about our country. - Archie Bunker

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

No farmer ever plowed a field by turning it over in his mind. - George E. Woodbury

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling

The walls we build around us to keep sadness out also keeps out the joy. - Jim Rohn

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges. - Unknown

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what farmers have been doing all along. - Unknown

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat. - Will Rogers

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush


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