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Men in Denim built our country... Men in Suits have destroyed it

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Carthage must be destroyed. - Cato

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

I will build you... one of the great ballrooms of the world. - Donald Trump

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. - Henry Ford

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

You have everything you need to build something far bigger than yourself. - Seth Godin

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handyman with a sense of humus. - E.B. White

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

I live sort of in the country and I like that. It's very quiet, it's beautiful. - Christopher Walken

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If we build in the desert, let the house know the desert and the desert be proud of the house. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. - Nikita Khruschev

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers. - Jarod Kintz

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain? - Tom Barrett

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it. - George Bernard Shaw

If we would build on a sure foundation in friendship, we must love friends for their sake rather than for our own. - Charlotte Bronte

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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