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The future is a great land. - Unknown

In wine, there is the truth. - Pliny the Elder

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Every cask smells of the wine it contains. - Spanish Proverb

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past. - George Carlin

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

But can we, should we, let apprehensions about the future immobilize us in the present? - Arundhati Roy

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius


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