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Love Rocks

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Being in love with yourself means never having to say you've got a headache. - Ellie Laine

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump


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