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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Frost

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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