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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

One is very crazy when in love. - Sigmund Freud

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A. Heinlein

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

I love to go to the zoo. But not on Sunday. I don't like to see the people making fun of the animals, when it should be the other way around. - Ernest Hemingway

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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