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Get drunk with love. - Debasish Mridha

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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