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Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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