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Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. - William Shakespeare

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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