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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. - Karen Sunde

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

There is no remedy for love but to love more. - Henry David Thoreau

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. - Ouida

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

There is always something left to love. And if you ain’t learned that, you ain’t learned nothing. - Lorraine Hansberry

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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