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In tennis, love means nothing. - Unknown

Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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