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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

Champions train. Losers complain. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Refuse to criticize, condemn, or complain. Instead, think and talk only about the things you really want. - Brian Tracy

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

The formula for a successful relationship is simple: Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities, but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster. - Quentin Crisp

Never idealize others. They will never live up to your expectations. Don't over-analyze your relationships. Stop playing games. A growing relationship can only be nurtured by genuineness. - Leo F. Buscaglia

Twenty-year-olds have a kind of emotional idealism about relationships and about the world that enables them to say, 'No, you lied to me. Goodbye.' When they see wickedness, they walk away. - Lorrie Moore


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