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Leadership Skills

How bossy people lead by example

Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

No man goes before his time ... unless the boss leaves early. - Groucho Marx

My ambition was to be successful, wherever that would lead me. - Joe Segal

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Only daring speculation can lead us further and not accumulation of facts. - Albert Einstein

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. - Carl Jung

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

He's ... probably the greatest corporate leader in the history of a major company... Somebody like that would be absolutely incredible. - Donald Trump

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus


Designer Lamp

Scottish Road Sign

Too Late Now

How Paper Beats Rock

Joburg Police

Behind Curtain Number One

One More Drop

Changing Priorities

Made His Bed

Dog Sled

Only In Canada - Nosey Moose

Camper Tank

Plane Pushers

Wise Electricity Use

Critter Control

Redneck Ice Fishing

Skeletons In The Closet

Captive Audience Twins

Brew Table

Nailed It Baby

Water Supply

Holding His Own Portraits

Hawaii Scuba Bus

Chicken Pie