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Leadership Skills

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Leadership Skills thanks to Mike King

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Management is nothing more than motivating people. - Lee Iacocca

Only the prepared speaker deserves to be confident. - Dale Carnegie

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - Unknown

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The value of a leader is directly proportional to that leader's values. - Unknown

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom. - J Paul Getty

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. - Doug Larson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Americans still believe in an America where anything's possible - they just don't think their leaders do. - Barack Obama

I would like to thank Tetris for providing me with the skills to jam as many dishes as possibly into my dishwasher. - Herb Pankratz

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The difference between being a manager and being a leader is that managers understand staff and leaders understand people. - Peter Legge

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

Expect to make some mistakes when you try new and different approaches. Sometimes colossal failures lead to spectacular successes. - Harvey Mackay

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell

Good leaders must communicate vision clearly, creatively and continually. However, the vision doesn't come alive until the leader models it. - John C Maxwell

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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