Do you bearly have all the right Koalifications?
Bear with us, this is Aussie humour at its best...
Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown
I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver
The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch
The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller
It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown
When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon
I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz
The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle
Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry