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Koalified

Do you bearly have all the right Koalifications?

Koalified thanks to Dave Loewen

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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune. - Plutarch

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Koala Triangle: a mysterious zone in the Southern Hemisphere where persons of talent disappear without trace. - Barry Humphries

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry


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