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Kitchen Thing

Dollar stores are not known for the quality of their goods

Kitchen Thing thanks to Keith Blake

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Things are symbols of themselves. - Chogyam T Rinpoche

Little things affect little minds. - Benjamin Disraeli

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

The wise learns many things from their enemies. - Aristophanes

Things start happening when you start believing. - Unknown

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

The more things change, the more they remain the same. - Alphonse Karr

There's a domino effect with certain things you say. - Johnny Vegas

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught. - Luc de Clapiers

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. - Max Beerbohm

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness. - Bertrand Russell

All things that people take home from the store become part of their identities. - David Masten

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. - Oscar Wilde

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

That is one good thing about this world... there are always sure to be more springs. - L.M. Montgomery

If we all did the things we are capable of doing, we would literally astound ourselves. - Thomas Edison

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. - Russell Baker

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart. - Helen Keller

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Setting a goal is not the main thing. It is deciding how you will go about achieving it and staying with that plan. - Tom Landry

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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