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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. - Ingrid Bergman

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It is the passion that is in a kiss that gives to it its sweetness; it is the affection in a kiss that sanctifies it. - Christian Nestell Bovee

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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