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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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