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Is This Really Happening?!

Making famous first impressions

Is This Really Happening?! thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Meeting Tinkerbell at Disneyland

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Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

The soul is healed by being with children. - Fyodor Dostoyevski

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Never give up. This may be your moment for a miracle. - Greg Anderson

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I'm in love with the potential of miracles. For me, the safest place is out on a limb. - Shirley MacLaine

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

'I can't do it' never yet accomplished anything; 'I will try' has performed miracles. - Unknown

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali


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Pumping Services

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Bull Squirrel

Sleep With Us

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Just Thinking

Boneless Bananas

Fallen Heroes

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Life of Freedom and Peace

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