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Irish Pothole

Three foot long road obstacles in Ireland

Irish Pothole thanks to Keith Blake

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Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

My dad's Irish music was such a huge influence. - Dido Armstrong

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

I'm an Irish Catholic and I have a long iceberg of guilt. - Edna O'Brien

I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages. - Tristan MacManus

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song - its that they know them all. - Susan Dooley

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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