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If You Work Hard

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If You Work Hard thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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