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I Can Explain It

... but I can't understand it for you

I Can Explain It thanks to Barry McCartney

Understanding something from another person's perspective

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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Don't try to explain it, just sell it. - Colonel Tom Parker

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard Feynman

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christion Morgenstern

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Observation, Reason, Human Understanding, Courage; these make the physician. - Martin H. Fischer

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Fact explains nothing. On the contrary, it is fact that requires explanation. - Marilynne Robinson

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change is an easy panacea. It takes character to stay in one place and be happy there. - Elizabeth Clarke Dunn

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard Feynman

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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