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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

Sympathy is the charm of human life. - Grace Aguilar

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. - Alexander Pope

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Rigid, the skeleton of habit alone upholds the human frame. - Virginia Woolf

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings? - Milton Berle

A power greater than any human being helped make this decision. - Herbert J Stiefel

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side. - Scott Westerfeld

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge. - Thomas Brackett Reed

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder. - Alfred Hitchcock

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Mutability of temper and inconsistency with ourselves is the greatest weakness of human nature. - Joseph Addison

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. - George Orwell

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it? - Eleanor Roosevelt

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

Ask any decent person what he thinks matters most in human conduct: five to one his answer will be "kindness." - Kenneth Clark

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote


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