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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

I want to put a ding in the universe. - Steve Jobs

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

The clearest way into the universe is through a forest wilderness. - John Muir

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Even sleepers are workers and collaborators on what goes on in the universe. - Heraclitus

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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