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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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