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How To Save NASA

President Donald Trump rejuventates the U.S. space program

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

How To Save NASA thanks to Keith Blake

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Even in the desolate wilderness, stars can still shine. - Aoi Jiyuu Shiroi Nozomi

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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